Every day in April I will be participating in the A to Z Blog Challenge. Each day I will write a post dealing with an issue that is near and dear to me that starts with the letter of the Alphabet the corresponds with the day of the month. Neat right? Today is April 9th so the letter of the day is I.

I is for Iridescent Pink

As in the color I just had my motorcycle painted. After my last two motorcycles got stolen a combined 3 times, I decide to go all in and buy a Ducati. At the shop in SoHo the only version of the Streetfighter model I wanted that they had in stock was Yellow. I didn’t want a Yellow bike but when my buddy Erich told me they would give me $1,000 off and it would only cost about $1,000 to get it painted whatever color I wanted, I figured I had a deal. I agreed to buy it and Erich laughed when I said “Im gonna paint this shit pink, bro.” I didn’t actually get around to sending it off to the painter til the winter, because I wasn’t gonna go without my brand new super fast motorcycle for upwards of a month while the weather was nice. In February when it was finally too cold (and snowy) for me to safely ride around the city I finally sent it up to Robbie Nigl at Peach Pit in New Hampshire, who is considered by everyone I asked to be THE GUY to go to in the Northeast. After 6 weeks she just came back to me today. And she looks so sweet! So I was faced with a dilemma. Stay in on this first gorgeous day of the spring season and write a long blog post about the letter I. Or go and ride my glorious pink motorcycle. Her name is Bronxy. At least I think it’s a her. Not sure how I can find out. I guess I’ll just have to stick my dick in the tail pipe and fuck it. If I cum inside that I’ll know it’s a she. If I feel a little bit weird and vaguely ashamed, then I’ll have to assume it’s a dude. #NoBruno.