Summer’s here. Dress less. For less. Most shirts onsale for $18. One is $20. Why? Who knows. Who cares really? Is anything even real anymore? Im wearing a 6ix9ine mask. Come at me bro. Im going to apply for food stamps. Why not? The airlines get em. Or mug a hedge fund dude, if there are even any left in the city. Punch a banker in the face. All my heroes set police stations on fire. Fuckery abounds. Let’s all get naked. Peace!!!
***Police in Time Square approached the Musical Unicorns. After brief questioning and detainment, officials released the duo back into the deserted and dystopian dreamscape. Rock N Roll & hijinks ensued! And a police horse got pregnant. With twins, naturally.