Who ever came up with the term forgive and forget was a fuckin pussy. And someone who enjoyed getting fucked. I totally get the forgive part. Who needs to carry a grudge and all the negative energy that goes with it? That’s how people get migraines. And cancer. That shit will eat you from the inside. But forget??? Forget so you can make the same mistakes twice? Forget so that you can let that person Fuck you again? No way Jose. That shit is for the birds. And Oprah.

I say forgive and remember. Next time you get the feeling that you’re about to be fucked, remember. And fuck em back first. And harder. Forgive. And Remember.