O is for Orgasms

Every day in April I will be participating in the A to Z Blog Challenge. Each day I will write a post dealing with an issue that is near and dear to me that starts with the letter of the Alphabet the corresponds with the day of the month. Neat right? Today is April 15th so the letter of the day is O.

O is for Orgasms. The Big O. Everyone fancies themselves a health expert nowadays. Eat an apple a day. Drink fresh juice!! Kale has twice the daily recommended amounts of this and that. A glass of wine a day lessens the chance of heart disease. But nobody ever talks about Orgasms. I try to have one every day. Sometimes 2 or 3. Shit, there have been days I haven’t gotten out of bed or eaten until I’ve given myself 5 or 6. I’m pretty sure that’s why still get carded at bars even thought I’m 39 years old.

Homemade orgasms are pretty cool. But it’s like cooking dinner for yourself. All well and good, but hard to achieve variety unless you are some sort of expert. Or a yogi. Usually I prefer eating out. Errr, I mean getting my orgasms from someone else. Or, well, yeah… eating out. Sometimes it’s better to give than to receive.

Give someone an orgasm today. And make sure to have one yourself. Thank me later. After you wash your hands.